You might just be thinking.. hang on, why am I on this website?! If that’s the case, then I’m sorry that you are so utterly lost.. but I am also glad that you will get to find out all about ME!! Yes that’s right, ME!! One more time? ME!!!!!
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If you’re still not satisfied that you know all about me, then I guess we all just need to try harder. We can start small, like a handshake, and move on from there.